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are you into technology? >> i like it. i'm just suspicious of it, but i joined twitter for the first time last year. >> jimmy: congratulations, that's great. >> well, is it congratulations though? [ light laughter ] because it felt like a defeat when i did it. and i was wondering when i was about to send my first tweet, i was thinking, "why do i feel so reluctant to engage in this?" you know, it seems fun. people enjoy it, and then within seconds, actual seconds of sending my first tweet, i got a tweet back that said, "you're terrible. go eat a bag of [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seconds? >> seconds. it was the speed. it was the speed of it that shocked me. not the sentiment. i was expecting that. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> it was the speed. the human fingers could not have typed that out in the speed in which it got to me. which made me think there was a guy just hovering over his computer for six years going, "he's gonna join, he's gonna feel he has to join, and when he does i will be here and he will know how i feel
are you into technology? >> i like it. i'm just suspicious of it, but i joined twitter for the first time last year. >> jimmy: congratulations, that's great. >> well, is it congratulations though? [ light laughter ] because it felt like a defeat when i did it. and i was wondering when i was about to send my first tweet, i was thinking, "why do i feel so reluctant to engage in this?" you know, it seems fun. people enjoy it, and then within seconds, actual seconds of...
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Feb 20, 2013
02/13
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machines with the technology, the scale and the ability to communicate to make the world work better. and now all the machines want in. ♪ people have been daring them to clean up tough messes. [ phone ding! ] another dare. they're proving that viva doesn't play by the rules. dunk it again for the close-up. my fans think a paper towel can't handle this. ♪ that is tough when wet. at least the fame hasn't gone to their heads. [ peggy ] grab viva and break the rules on all your tough messes. the camera loves your mom. she's a natural. uh, hey. i'm bob. lked at the tax store. i did your taxes. well, i thought you were a tax expert. ( female announcer reading ) ...than all major tax stores combined. current events. comfortable temperature. biceps. he maintains everything for your pleasure. he has the nicest car you can think of, but longer. with one hand he can roll down 10 windows plus the partition. everything he does, tacks right off. and of course he dines upon the liquid gold of velveeta shells and cheese. end of story. liquid gold. eat like that guy you know. ♪ [ cheers and appl
machines with the technology, the scale and the ability to communicate to make the world work better. and now all the machines want in. ♪ people have been daring them to clean up tough messes. [ phone ding! ] another dare. they're proving that viva doesn't play by the rules. dunk it again for the close-up. my fans think a paper towel can't handle this. ♪ that is tough when wet. at least the fame hasn't gone to their heads. [ peggy ] grab viva and break the rules on all your tough messes....
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Feb 19, 2013
02/13
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i'm not into technology. oddly enough. >> jimmy: why? it's a good thing. it's a good thing. >> i know it's a good thing, but the voice creepsme out. >> jimmy: the robot voice. >> it's that robot voice. it's very creepy to me. and i don't use it, because the voice, i feel like i'm in a horror movie or something. i think there's a perfect opportunity for, you know, celebrities to make some voiceover money. i would use it all the time if it were a friendly sort of inviting recognizable voice. like, if mike tyson were the gps voice, i would never not use it. i would make up excuses. like, at 3:00 a.m. i'd get up just to use my gps. could imagine if you hear, like -- [ impersonating mike tyson ] drive 2.3 miles until you see a stop sign. [ laughter ] when you get to the stop sign, get out of the car and make a right hand turn. then realize you should have been in the car when you made the turn. [ laughter ] recalculating. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] drive another 0.3 miles and pull into a sunoco station. [ laughter ] when i was writing that bit, i real
i'm not into technology. oddly enough. >> jimmy: why? it's a good thing. it's a good thing. >> i know it's a good thing, but the voice creepsme out. >> jimmy: the robot voice. >> it's that robot voice. it's very creepy to me. and i don't use it, because the voice, i feel like i'm in a horror movie or something. i think there's a perfect opportunity for, you know, celebrities to make some voiceover money. i would use it all the time if it were a friendly sort of inviting...
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Feb 21, 2013
02/13
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they're a fun and simple way for people to change their facial hair and we actually have the technology here to do them. so, higgins, do you mind if we test out a few digi-staches on you? >> steve: not at all. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy:: all right. let's first give him a classic mustache, like a tom selleck one. [ laughter ] that's pretty good. how about fu manchu? [ laughter ] yeah. there you go. that was good. let's try a handlebar mustache. dare i say. >> steve: "i say, my good man." >> jimmy:: how about -- can we do a steve harvey? >> steve: "hey, player!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, let's give him a mario mustache. >> steve: "hey, it's-a me, mario!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect. that's perfect. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] higgins, you ever had a mustache? >> steve: no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get another suggestion, here. this one is from jamieson guest. "jimmy, i love the opera, and i love 'the bachelor.' could you revoice a scene from 'the bachelor' so it looks like they're singing?" i think we can do that. here's a clip from "the bachelor," revoiced, so
they're a fun and simple way for people to change their facial hair and we actually have the technology here to do them. so, higgins, do you mind if we test out a few digi-staches on you? >> steve: not at all. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy:: all right. let's first give him a classic mustache, like a tom selleck one. [ laughter ] that's pretty good. how about fu manchu? [ laughter ] yeah. there you go. that was good. let's try a handlebar mustache. dare i say. >> steve: "i...
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Feb 16, 2013
02/13
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machines with the technology, the scale and the ability to communicate to make the world work better. and now all the machines want in. ♪ [ slap! ] [ male announcer ] your favorite foods fighting you? fight back fast with tums. calcium-rich tums starts working so fast you'll forget you had heartburn. ♪ tum tum tum tum tums you know, from our 4,000 television commercials. yep, there i am with flo. hoo-hoo! watch it! [chuckles] anyhoo, 3 million people switched to me last year, saving an average of $475. [sigh] it feels good to help people save... with great discounts like safe driver, multicar, and multipolicy. so call me today. you'll be glad you did. cannonbox! [splash!] [ all kids ] twooooo! [ moderator ] you sure? i am absolutely positive! [ little boy ] two times is awesome. the thing i can do is wave my head and wave my... that's amazing. i've never seen anything like that. look i can do -- hold on -- i'm watching this. i'm getting dizzy... [ male announcer ] it's not complicated. doing two things at once is better. and only at&t's network lets you talk and surf on your iphon
machines with the technology, the scale and the ability to communicate to make the world work better. and now all the machines want in. ♪ [ slap! ] [ male announcer ] your favorite foods fighting you? fight back fast with tums. calcium-rich tums starts working so fast you'll forget you had heartburn. ♪ tum tum tum tum tums you know, from our 4,000 television commercials. yep, there i am with flo. hoo-hoo! watch it! [chuckles] anyhoo, 3 million people switched to me last year, saving an...
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Feb 13, 2013
02/13
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those four hands invented touch screen technology. or io. she used to be a librarian. she got so mad looking stuff up for people that she invented the search engine. and most importantly, me. after my radio show got famous, i invented social networking. i've got 5 billion pending friend requests. >> jimmy: please welcome craig robinson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always great to see you, buddy. >> yeah! >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you very much. it's good to be back, bro. >> jimmy: you know the roots, right? >> absolutely. absolutely. they're my boys, man. i just tweeted -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> questlove. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was in canada and this girl -- i was in white rock, canada. you know about white rock? >> jimmy: no. [ cheers and applause ] >> white rock, yeah. >> jimmy: no, don't know -- you're in white rock. >> i was in white rock. it's like 20 miles outside of vancouver, and this lady thought i was questlove. she just would not -- she was like, "you questlove." it's like, "no, i'm not." she's like, "no, you're questlove. i know you'
those four hands invented touch screen technology. or io. she used to be a librarian. she got so mad looking stuff up for people that she invented the search engine. and most importantly, me. after my radio show got famous, i invented social networking. i've got 5 billion pending friend requests. >> jimmy: please welcome craig robinson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always great to see you, buddy. >> yeah! >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you...